Porn Star Ron Jeremy In Critical Condition

Veteran of over 2,000 adult films, Ron Jeremy is in critical condition after suffering an aneuryism.

TMZ.com is reporting that it was located near his heart and he is currently being treated and prepped for surgery in the ICU at Cedars-Sinai hospital.

The 59 year-old Jeremy, along with his 9-inch penis, began experiencing severe chest pain yesterday.