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Creepy Cop Caught Cranking One Out

KOB.com

Remember that scene in Super Troopers where Mac beats his meat to a billboard ad featuring a woman’s ruby red lips? He used his radar gun to measure how fast he could choke it. Well, that happened in real life when Santa Fe police officer Mike Eiskant forgot his dash cam was on and was recorded talking dirty to himself. While that’s hilariously gross, what’s funnier is the “4 On Your Side” report about it. The journalist Gadi Schwartz appears to be a young guy but his over-the-top expose narration is priceless. If you don’t laugh when he says, “the unmistakable sound of a zipper” followed by the unmistakable sound of a zipper, then you’ve officially lost your soul. This is top notch reporting. Dude can feign revulsion with the best of ‘em.

Apparently, this cop’s on paid leave and will retire in November. He’s been accused of stalking and harrassing women in addition to stealing marijuana from evidence. It’s scary to think the next time a cop pulls you over, he’s most likely coming down off a boner rush.

[Via KOB.com]

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