Shoplifter Caught Hiding More in Her Clothes Than Walmart Could Possibly Stock

This woman went to the store and tried to bring it home with her.

A woman was recently caught shoplifting -- but not just any woman. No, the woman of the hour here hid the merchandise inside her clothing so well that drug mules could learn a thing or two about how to smuggle.

Just look how much she took. The store where she went on her five-fingered discount binge will probably need to hire an extra person just to do inventory for all the items she took. We haven't seen someone fill up a cart so fast since Black Friday.

We'd have to say that no one should ever believe this woman when she says she's just going to run in and out of a store while running errands because anyone hauling this much stuff attached to her thighs and waist isn't going to be able to run anywhere without spilling all of Aisle 7 before even reaching the parking lot.