The Monday following the Super Bowl has historically been one of the least productive days by the workforce of America. This observation has been chronicled by the Department of Pulling Trivial Facts Out Of Our Arse.
Many on the east coast don't find out the winner until well after 10:00 P.M. and those of us on the Left Coast are, well... hungover.

There has been a clamoring the last few years to make the day after the game so big they use Roman numerals to keep track of them into a day off for all Americans.

Let's face it...  You ain't doin' jack-squat at work today anyhow!