Pumpkin Bumkins: Carving Your Own Jack(Ass)-O'-Lantern
Glitter pumpkin butts are kind of a spectacular new trend
Skull Face Asteroid Passes Earth Just After Halloween
The 2,000-foot-wide rock gets the name "death comet" not only because of its human skull face, but because it's believed to have been long dead.
Five Pointers Pertaining to Perfect Pumpkin Picking
Check for soft spots, an intact stem, no deep ribs, a lighter orange as the color gets darker as it ripens and sitting straight on a flat surface.
Oregon is Number One in USA for Pumpkin Spice Latte Consumption
Oregon is Number One. Washington not even in the top five. $13 million in pumpkin spice sales comes from .... dog food?
Coming: Yummy Halloween Ice Creams Made From Blood and Insects
Dragula's Blood Pudding and Creepy Crawly Critters can actually be ordered online from Salt & Straw starting Friday.
Jets RB Cleans Up With a Butt Wipe Deal After Crude TD Stunt
Jets RB butt-wiping with football TD celebration stunt is parlayed into Dude Wipe deal.
The Joys of Sextember Volume II
See the new genitalia shaped Chinese structure. This new building erection is full on twig and berries. With fireworks shooting out the top.
Watch a Kayaker Get Slapped in the Face by a Seal Eating Octopus
Speaks for itself.
Fall Asleep in Two Minutes - Courtesy of the U.S. Military
A book way back in 1981 revealed a secret method the U.S. military supposedly came up with that can put you to sleep in TWO minutes.
The Joys of Sextember Volume I
Alexa controls your sex toys through a new app, and artificial intelligence can put you into porn. Yeah, that's really you. Impressive.
NFL is "Uncomfortable" With All the Roughing the Passer Penalties
NFL's Competition Committee will meet, but a mid-season change seems unlikely.
There's About a 40% Chance You'll Get Away With Murder in America
FBI crime statistics are out for 2017 and clearance rate percentages are pretty grim, but the good news is the crime and murder rates were down in 2017 after being up the last two years prior.
Congress Could Require Airlines to Give Passengers More Legroom
Congress may require more legroom on planes, and clarify rules on service animals and involuntary bumping.
Ticketmaster Has Been Screwing You Over By Working With Scalpers
Ticketmaster believes, as the world's leading ticket platform, it is their job to offer a safe and fair place in the primary and secondary ticket markets.
Netflix Inserting Other Show Promos While You Binge Watch
Netflix could churn 25% of its subscribers, if the practice of inserting other Netflix show promos into the programs people are binge-watching, continues.
Dude, Sammy Hagar Does Not Want Relations With Your Woman
Thanks, but no thanks on the philandering. Sammy Hagar's latest group, The Circle, drops a new album in January and the Red Rocker is lobbying for a Grammy.
September 17 - Old School - Learn From History
September 17, you'll find the Constitution was signed, landmark cartoons were released, two TV comedies about war in Europe and Korea made their debuts and a pair of Guns n Roses Illusion twins dropped at midnight and sold a half a million copies each before 2:00 a.m.
These are the Most Valuable College Football Programs in America
Forbes says Texas A&M and the University of Texas are easily the first and second most profitable college football programs in the country. Washington Huskies rank 19th.
2018 National Toy Hall of Fame Names Twelve Finalists
Uno cards and the Magic 8-Ball were nominated last year but didn't make it in, and it's a pretty strong field this year so it might be tough for them again.
Guy Fakes Down Syndrome So Women Nurses Can Change Soiled Diapers
Man duped caregivers into diaper changes. This is so wrong on so many levels.