Anytime I go to Seattle I love flying through traffic in the HOV lane.

The Washington State Patrol generally leaves you a little wiggle room on the speed limit, but we all should know 81 mph is pushing it.

Especially when your passenger is a doll that you've obviously spent WAY TOO MUCH time with ...

Yeah, that hair is a little too well done there, dude. I am glad I wasn't the officer who had to confiscate that thing!