I've heard about a billion ways to get out of a DUI, but this one takes the cake. A Tacoma driver was smacked with a number of charges Monday after hitting another car and attempting to steal cash and doughnuts from a gas station.

He tried to get out of the charges by saying that God was the only thing he was high on. If it were that easy I wouldn't have had a speeding ticket a while ago.

KOMO news has the whole story.

And I always thought most of the crazies were in Florida ...