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	<title>94.5 KATS &#187; 911</title>
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		<title>Man Calls 911 Nine Times to Request a Cheeseburger</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:29:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Idiots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[911]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[emergency]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fast Food]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is just something about fast food that makes people abuse 911. In the past, folks have been arrested after calling emergency services to report problems with their orders at Burger King, McDonald&#8217;s, Subway and Hardee&#8217;s. Gregory Jackson Sr. decided to cut out the middleman. Instead of going to his local restaurant chain to be&#194;&#160;disappointed, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is just something about fast food that makes people abuse 911. In the past, folks have been arrested after calling emergency services to report problems with their orders at <a href="http://thefw.com/woman-calls-911-to-report-burger/">Burger King, McDonald's, Subway and Hardee's.</a></p>
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		<title>Pastor Gets Stuck In Handcuffs and Ball Gag &#8211; Calls 911</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2013 17:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Lyons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Idiots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[911]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pastor Tom Donovan from Springfield, Illinois got into a bind recently when he managed to get himself trapped in a pair of handcuffs and a ball gag while &#8220;hanging around&#8221; in his church, St. Aloysius. He had no place to turn so he decided to call 911. This is a recording of that 911 call.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pastor Tom Donovan from Springfield, Illinois got into a bind recently when he managed to get himself <a href="http://gawker.com/5973188/listen-to-a-pastors-slightly-sexy-very-polite-ball+gagged-911-call-hi-there-i-am-stuck-in-a-pair-of-handcuffs">trapped in a pair of handcuffs and a ball gag</a> while "hanging around" in his church, St. Aloysius.</p>
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		<title>Man Calls 911 Looking For Nookie</title>
		<link>http://katsfm.com/man-calls-911-looking-for-nookie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2012 19:38:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[911]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[While it may feel like it is, the lack of a sexual partner is not technically an &#8220;emergency.&#8221; Which is why 32-year old Joshua Basso is in trouble after repeatedly calling 911 and requesting that female deputies come to his house and join him in the no-pants dance. After his seventh call between between August [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While it may feel like it is, the lack of a sexual partner is not technically an &#8220;emergency.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>911 Dispatcher Falls Asleep and Snores During Emergency Call</title>
		<link>http://katsfm.com/911-dispatcher-falls-asleep/</link>
		<comments>http://katsfm.com/911-dispatcher-falls-asleep/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 15:54:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Deane</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[National News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[911]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sleep]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In an incident that&#8217;s sure to rattle your faith in emergency services, a 911 dispatcher in Maryland nodded off and started snoring after taking a panicked call from a woman whose husband had stopped breathing. Yeesh. Not a great time to fall asleep on the job, guy. Fortunately for the woman who placed the call, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In an incident that&#8217;s sure to rattle your faith in emergency services, a 911 dispatcher in Maryland nodded off and started snoring after taking a panicked call from a woman whose husband had stopped breathing. Yeesh. Not a great time to fall asleep on the job, guy.</p>
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		<title>911 Scam Alert</title>
		<link>http://katsfm.com/911-scam-alert/</link>
		<comments>http://katsfm.com/911-scam-alert/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 20:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Lyons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[State News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yakima News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[911]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you already pay for phone service, tell these scam artists that you already &#8220;gave at the office,&#8221; or that the &#8220;check is already in the mail.&#8221; Yakima County 9-1-1 Director Wayne Wantland has issued an official statement regarding a telephone scam that has hit Washington state, as well as others, warning citizens of fraudulent requests [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you already pay for phone service, tell these scam artists that you already "gave at the office," or that the "check is already in the mail."</p>
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		<title>Man Calls 911 Because He Wanted to Fight a Cop</title>
		<link>http://katsfm.com/man-calls-911-because-he-wanted-to-fight-a-cop/</link>
		<comments>http://katsfm.com/man-calls-911-because-he-wanted-to-fight-a-cop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[911]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all heard the wacky stories of folks calling 911 because they didn&#8217;t get enough cheese on their Subway sandwich, or because they were angry that a drug dealer/hooker/bookie ripped them off. While those misguided souls never get the satisfaction they are looking for from emergency services, a fella named John R. Pacella of Willowbrook, Illinois [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;ve all heard the wacky stories of folks calling 911 because they didn&#8217;t get enough cheese on their Subway sandwich, or because they were angry <a href="http://guyspeed.com/man-calls-911-on-prostitutes-who-refused-him-sex/" >that a drug dealer/hooker/bookie ripped them off.</a></p>
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		<title>The Most Offensive Shirt &#8211; Ever [PHOTO]</title>
		<link>http://katsfm.com/the-most-offensive-shirt-ever-photo/</link>
		<comments>http://katsfm.com/the-most-offensive-shirt-ever-photo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 17:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Riggs</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Photos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[911]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve seen your share of shirts that some may find offensive because of language or graphic pictures &#8211; they all pale in comparison to this one. If you saw someone wearing this shirt in America, what would you tell them? reddit]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You've seen your share of shirts that some may find offensive because of language or graphic pictures - they all pale in comparison to this one.</p>
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		<title>Drunken Dumb Guy Calls 911 for Help With Broken iPhone [NSFW AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://katsfm.com/drunken-dumb-guy-calls-911-for-help-with-broken-iphone-nsfw-audio/</link>
		<comments>http://katsfm.com/drunken-dumb-guy-calls-911-for-help-with-broken-iphone-nsfw-audio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 21:13:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Deane</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all seen examples of dumb calls made to 911 before. But the age of handheld technology has now introduced a new form of abuse where 911 is used as iPhone support. Michael Alan Skopec of Illinois called the emergency number on five different occasions to complain that his iPhone was on the fritz. But [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;ve all seen examples of dumb calls made to 911 before. But the age of handheld technology has now introduced a new form of abuse where 911 is used as iPhone support.</p>
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		<title>List of Victims of the September 11 Terrorist Attacks</title>
		<link>http://katsfm.com/list-of-victims-of-the-september-11-terrorist-attacks/</link>
		<comments>http://katsfm.com/list-of-victims-of-the-september-11-terrorist-attacks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2011 23:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Riggs</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[National News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[911]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks claimed the lives of 2,977 victims. The name of each victims is listed below.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks claimed the lives of 2,977 victims. The name of each victims is listed below.</p>
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		<title>See Seven Years of 9/11 Memorial Construction in 90 Seconds [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://katsfm.com/911-memorial-construction-in-90-seconds-video/</link>
		<comments>http://katsfm.com/911-memorial-construction-in-90-seconds-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 21:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shauna Wright</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Yakima News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The National September 11 Memorial will be unveiled on the 10th anniversary of the attacks next month. Workers have been toiling at the site for seven years, but this time-lapse video crunches it all down to just a minute and a half. Using footage from live webcam site EarthCam, the past several years of construction [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <a href="http://www.911memorial.org/" >National September 11 Memorial</a> will be unveiled on the 10th anniversary of the attacks next month. Workers have been toiling at the site for seven years, but this time-lapse video crunches it all down to just a minute and a half.</p>
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		<title>Man Calls 911 To Ask Cops To Buy Him Beer</title>
		<link>http://katsfm.com/man-calls-911-to-ask-cops-to-buy-him-beer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 17:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Riggs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talk about a bizarre beer run. The AP is reporting that Raymond Roberge of Bridgeport, CT, dialed 911 three times on Sunday. When authorities finally showed up to his house, the 65-year-old man gave them money &#8220;to go to the store and buy him some beer.&#8221; As you might guess, Roberge was arrested and charged [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Talk about a bizarre beer run.</p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Police-Conn-man-dials-911-to-solve-beer-emergency-1372440.php" target="_blank">AP</a> is reporting that Raymond Roberge of Bridgeport, CT, dialed 911 three times on Sunday. When authorities finally showed up to his house, the 65-year-old man gave them money "to go to the store and buy him some bee</p>
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		<title>Man Shortchanged in Crack Deal Calls 911 for Help</title>
		<link>http://katsfm.com/man-shortchanged-in-crack-deal-calls-911-for-help/</link>
		<comments>http://katsfm.com/man-shortchanged-in-crack-deal-calls-911-for-help/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 22:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Riggs</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[911]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drugs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[These days, everyone&#8217;s counting their pennies. So when 41-year-old Dexter White got ripped off in a crack cocaine deal this week, he called police to fix the problem. The South Carolina man told police he had given $60 to a drug dealer for crack, but only received $20 worth of drugs. Naturally, White smoked the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These days, everyone's counting their pennies. So when 41-year-old Dexter White got ripped off in a crack cocaine deal this week, he called police to fix the problem.</p>
<p>The South Carolina man <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/man-says-drug-dealer-gave-wrong-change-1746230 ">told police</a> he had given $60 to a drug dealer for crack, but only received $20 worth of drugs.</p>
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