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Her hair is as big as her heart, and her patience as hot as her bod! Get your hairballs now in the KAT HOUSE for everyone's favorite cartoon mom, Marge Simpson! Your Basement Babe for Tuesday (5/14)!

She's a mom, talk show host, and a ROCK GOD'S MANAGER!!!! No Wonder She's A Basement Babe! Get your hairballs now in the KAT HOUSE for your Basement Babe of the Night for Monday (5/13), Sharon Osbourne!

Celebrating Porn Star Friday with a lovely lil lady who was a big time winner in 2002... (Yeah I know, it's 2013, but better late than ever)! Get your hairballs now in the KAT HOUSE for the star of such fine films as "Kick Ass Chicks 70: Girls With Glasses" & "Strap Ons for Dummies" your Basement Babe for Friday (5/19) Nikita Denise...

The hottie who graced the stage of G4's "Attack of the Show" is hot, funny, & HOT! And as far as acting goes... not bad in her 5 second role in the Iron Man 2, and she was actually pretty funny & HOT in the "Broken Lizard's" film "Baby Makers". That's why olivia Munn is an amazing & HOT Basement Babe for Thursday (5/9)!

Yes the hottie from the X-Men gets down and dirty with vampires... and werewolves... and humans... and mummies? Well at least the first two. Yep she's the star of the HBO show True Blood & is smokin' hot! Get your hairballs now in the KAT HOUSE for your Basement Babe of the Night (5/8), Anna Paquin...

The X-Men that will suck your... powers & life right out of you if you have skin to skin contact. She gives a whole new meaning to "look but don't touch". Get your hairballs in the KAT HOUSE for your Basement Babe for Tuesday (5/7). Rogue!

Best known for her Nana's as heard in the video above, she has a lovely set of tata's as well. Not to mention she actually can act... and if she can't she was too hot as Cammie in the Street Fighter Movie & as a scientist in Bio-Dome to really notice...

Celebrating "Porn Star Friday" is a lady who shares the same type of popularity as Madonna, Cher, Bono... nooo not that they can't have wine, but that in their biz, they go by one name! Meet Raylene, the star of such porn films as "Please Make Me Lesbian 8", "MIFLs Seeking Boys 2", & "This Ain't Hollywood Squares XXX". She's hot and very talented... whic

Simply stunning whether she's being a Queen in Star Wars, Thor's girlfriend, selling Japanese Shampoo, or a sexy ballerina who makes out with Mila Kunis in Black Swan, Natalie Portman is by far one of my favorite actresses and hot as hell. Which makes perfect sense why she's a Basement Babe! Get your hairballs now in the KAT HOUSE

Some say she ruined the Transformers movies, some say she's going to ruin the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie (recently cast to play April O'Niel (Tuesday's Basement Babe)). But she was pretty hot in Jennifer's Body, and that's good enough for me! She's my Basement Babe of the Night for Wednesday (5/1)! Get your hairballs now in the KAT HOUSE for Megan Fox!

The only woman I've ever known who is not freaked the hell out by a giant rat... April O'Neil is many things depending on the source material, either a Genetic Lab Assistant, a News Reporter, or a hottie trained in the art of Ninja, either way she's hot in Yellow! The lady who hangs with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is your Basement Babe of the Night for Tuesday, Ms. April O'Neil!

The hottie on Bass in the band of White Zombie rocked us for damn near 12 years before they disbanded in '98, but the awesomeness of their music lives on, and her hotness just can't be beat! Get your hairballs now in the KAT HOUSE for Timmy's Basement Babe of the Night for Monday, Sean Yseult...