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Unnecessary Warning Signs Make Us Roll Our Eyes
Some signs make sense, especially where the observer might be enticed to an area or activity that might prove harmful. Signs like "no skateboarding" posted on a parking lot on a slope (the businesses owners could be liable if someone gets hurt), "warning: guard dog" would be usef…
KATS Celebrates The Breast Party In The Areola
This Sunday celebrate "National Go Topless Day" with 94.5 KATS-FM! The best place to celebrate is on the beaches of New Hampshire, where it's legal to go topless. Here in Central Washington where it's not legal, we'll have to settle for trading greeting cards like on…
God Has A Sense Of Humor
I stopped going to church years ago because frankly I just don't believe God is real. That said, on the off chance that I'm wrong, this beats the hell out of "Beer is proof that God is real and wants us to be happy."
Todd Lyons KATS Morning Guy/Station Engineer
Introducing Todd Lyons, Renaissance Man. Every once in awhile something goes wrong here in the studio. Thank God the least mechanically inclined person in the building is down under the sound board at the ready to fix whatever the problem seems to be...
Bizarre Bathroom Habits
Having been to my requisite share of men's rooms I've seen my share of cartoon anatomy and pithy sayings like "If you can pee above this line the fire department is looking for you". What I haven't seen however is a water cup sitting next to a half used roll of toile…
Have You Had Any “Veggetti” Lately?
When my wife and daughter visited from California last week they brought this chef device with the naughty name with them. I have to believe the inventor knew what he or she was doing when they gave this tool its "easy to make sex jokes about" name...
Hot Apricot Ass
Our digital guru John brought us free Apricots from his tree but I can't eat this one because it reminds me of someone's ass. If I eat it would that be considered Tossed Apricot Salad? Is it wrong that I want to buy it a little tennis skirt and draw a tramp stamp just off to the upper side…

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