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Never Vacuum Gasoline From The Trunk Of Your Car
Never Vacuum Gasoline From The Trunk Of Your Car
Never Vacuum Gasoline From The Trunk Of Your Car
This morning on the "Freaks" we told you a story about a woman from Titusville, Florida who used a car was vacuum to clean up gasoline from the trunk of her car. Vacuum go boom and it cost the Shuttle Car Wash $500 to repair the damage. You see, gasoline by itself is flammable but not combustible...
Safeco Superstore
Safeco Superstore
Safeco Superstore
Having been to a Mariners game and experienced the prices for a beer and a tiny bowl of Dippin Dots I've often wondered in my tiny mind how that would translate if they sold for the same price in bulk if they were a grocery store instead. So this is the flyer Todd and I imagined the ad Safeco Superstore would circulate to advertise their "specials": -Aquafina in the 24 pack just $96... R
Talented Butts
Talented Butts
Talented Butts
This morning on the Todd & Andy Show during "The Freaks" segment we talked about a guy who was an employee at the Royal Canadian Mint who allegedly pilfered nearly $180,000 CDN in gold 'pucks' by hiding them in his butt as reported by the Calgary Herald...
“Everything Is Amazing And Nobody Is Happy”
“Everything Is Amazing And Nobody Is Happy”
“Everything Is Amazing And Nobody Is Happy”
My weekend hobby is trolling estate sales looking for mid-century furniture. Along the way I see items like the "Kwik Way" electric iron in the photo above. You see, IT'S ELECTRIC! Isn't that amazing??!! Well it was in 1932. Prior to that people had real irons made of iron and had to heat them up on their wood fired stoves...
No swimming? Umm, OK
No swimming? Umm, OK
No swimming? Umm, OK
Some signs make sense, especially where the observer might be enticed to an area or activity that might prove harmful. Signs like "no skateboarding" posted on a parking lot on a slope (the businesses owners could be liable if someone gets hurt), "warning: guard dog" would be useful to a would-be thief or "speed limit enforced by aircraft" might be all someone needs to
'National Go Topless Day'
'National Go Topless Day'
'National Go Topless Day'
This Sunday celebrate "National Go Topless Day" with 94.5 KATS-FM! The best place to celebrate is on the beaches of New Hampshire, where it's legal to go topless. Here in Central Washington where it's not legal, we'll have to settle for trading greeting cards like on Valentines Day...
Church Has Changed!
Church Has Changed!
Church Has Changed!
I stopped going to church years ago because frankly I just don't believe God is real. That said, on the off chance that I'm wrong, this beats the hell out of "Beer is proof that God is real and wants us to be happy."
Todd Lyons KATS Morning Guy/Station Engineer
Todd Lyons KATS Morning Guy/Station Engineer
Todd Lyons KATS Morning Guy/Station Engineer
Introducing Todd Lyons, Renaissance Man. Every once in awhile something goes wrong here in the studio. Thank God the least mechanically inclined person in the building is down under the sound board at the ready to fix whatever the problem seems to be...
Bizarre Bathroom Habits
Bizarre Bathroom Habits
Bizarre Bathroom Habits
Having been to my requisite share of men's rooms I've seen my share of cartoon anatomy and pithy sayings like "If you can pee above this line the fire department is looking for you". What I haven't seen however is a water cup sitting next to a half used roll of toilet paper above the commode...
Lint Picking Pain
Lint Picking Pain
Lint Picking Pain
As happens with every human being, I get belly button lint from time to time. Seems like it should be no big deal but every time you go to pick the lint out it sends what feels like an electric shock straight to the area between the taint and the unspeakable...
Have You Had Any “Veggetti” Lately?
Have You Had Any “Veggetti” Lately?
Have You Had Any “Veggetti” Lately?
When my wife and daughter visited from California last week they brought this chef device with the naughty name with them. I have to believe the inventor knew what he or she was doing when they gave this tool its "easy to make sex jokes about" name...

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