condoms

On my latest trip to Seattle, I witnessed the failure of possible greatness.

As if this election cycle couldn't get any weirder, voters in California will have to decide whether or not to REQUIRE male porn stars to wear condoms. Attempting to ram Proposition 60 (the Condoms In Pornographic Films Initiative) down the throats of voters is the AIDS Healthcare Foundation...

I was in the men's room recently of one of Yakima's finer sports bars, one whose owners are obviously invested in making sure their patrons avoid STDs -- which is a noble pursuit. It is in this effort that condom manufacturers have come up with clever names for their prophylactics to beat out (for lack of a better choice of words) the competition...

Valentines day is almost here so you need to starting thinking about playing it safe. I was talking to a listener the other day, a woman whom I have never met, and she said she has sex all of the time but never uses a condom. WTF? That is kind of gross to me but she told me it is because she is worried about how they are packaged. Again I say, WTF?

Much of the adult film industry (porn!) is located in Southern California.  Thanks to some 'do-gooders' in the legislature who passed a law that required performers to wear condoms when shooting (OK, THAT came out wrong!), the number of applications for permits to film have dropped by a whopping 95%!

Bride: 'Honey, I think if we are going to spend money on my dress and on your tux then we should really be practical and just make it out of condoms. What say you?' Husband: 'See this is why I am marrying you because you think!'

Some guys are embarrassed to buy condoms, while others plunk them down on the counter with pride. Regardless, wouldn’t it be great to get them for free? If you’re willing to be a guinea pig for a certain brand and report back on your experiences, you could win a year-long supply.

I can't think of a better way to "Play It Safe" than with Gene Simmons Tounge!