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DJ Gets Drunk On Air During Final Broadcast

Todd Lyons — Wed, 15 May 2013 20:19:24 +0000

There is a secret fantasy that all radio dj’s have. When confronted with the idea of quitting or being let go, every jock has entertained the notion of getting drunk and speaking their mind their last day on the air. Which is why BBC radio host Paula White is my new hero. Ms. White, who [...]

Possibly Drunk High School Umpire Passes Out On Field, Fights Medics, Gets Tased and Arrested

Joe Student — Tue, 14 May 2013 19:44:51 +0000

C’mon, Blue: you’re seeing double out there! An Illinois high school umpire passed out on the field of a game while he was umpiring last Friday. Prior to the nap, spectators say Daryl Jacobson, 49, was “visibly under the influence.” When medics came to assist Jacobson, witnesses say he fought them off to the point [...]

Drunk Woman Takes Off Pants, Flees Cops In Toy Truck

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 16:25:37 +0000

Jamie Craft of Jonesboro, Arkansas has herself quite a Tuesday.

The 28-year old kicked of her midweek adventure by getting good and drunk and crashing her Trans Am into the side of a mobile home. Mind you this was a proper, adult sized Trans Am, which becomes important later in this tale and also made what she did a pretty serious crime.

Drunk Golf Trick Shot Ends With Expected Results

John Riggs — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 18:17:36 +0000

Mick and Bobbe thought it’d be a fun idea to take 9 shots of punch vodka and play a few rounds of golf. That kind of thinking is probably what lead to this ingenuity of a trick shot. You must play the wall where it lies. See what this guy does. Did you see it [...]

Drunk Man Has Sex With Snowman and Gets Frostbite On His Wiener

Mike Adams — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:59:31 +0000

There are times when the eyes of an alcoholic reveal a darkness so vast that everything decrepit in the universe appears to makes sense, like a bloodshot looking glass reflecting a message from God - or maybe not. Either way, occasionally a rare breed of sloppy degenerate rises up from the drunken pits of hell to prove to the rest of us that there is a long way to go before we ever hit rock bottom. You'll know them by their frostbitten penises.

How To Prevent a Drunk Driver – Punch Him in the Face [VIDEO]

John Riggs — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 16:43:31 +0000

This is what true friendship looks like. This guy is drunk and wanted to drive home. One of his buddies steps in between the drunk guy and his car to prevent him from driving drunk. After pleas of having his friend not get behind the wheel, he decided to do something that may have saved the lives of many. He punched him in the face!

Drunk Girl Found Stuck Between Buildings

Cameron Simcik — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 20:55:55 +0000

Not that we're speaking from experience, but everyone's done something stupid when they've had a few too many to drink. We're talking about driving drunk while dressed as a zombie kind of dumb. Here's a less dangerous example -- getting stuck between two buildings.

Man On Bulldozer Arrested For DUI

Jeremy Taylor — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 17:15:04 +0000

When you see a man driving around on a bulldozer at 2 AM, chances are he’s up to no good. Cody Ray Gibbs was allegedly drunk as a skunk when he was caught by police operating the heavy machinery around a construction site in Powder Springs, GA. And by “operating” we mean intentionally destroying concrete [...]

Drunk Man Arrested For Assault With a Burrito

Jay Perrone — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 20:14:32 +0000

Picture this scenario: you are in grade school, having lunch in the cafeteria, and all of a sudden someone yells out “food fight!” Before you know it, you are hurling freshly-scooped mashed potatoes at anything that moves in slow-motion, high-fiving friends and laughing at the absurdity of the situation. Oh, to be young! Ok, realistically [...]

The Ultimate Drunk Fail Compilation Video

John Riggs — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 04:25:39 +0000

Watching the Olympics, I enjoy watching highlight reels of the successes and cheering and all that, but to take your mind off that, I bring to you this highlight reel, or maybe a lowlight reel, of drunk fail videos.

Drunk Guy Sings 'Kiss From A Rose' To His Cat

John Riggs — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 14:51:37 +0000

Don’t pretend that you’ve never been here before. You get a few drinks in you, maybe feel a little lonely and want to belt out some tunes. Then your cat comes into frame. What do you do? You sing to your cat one of the biggest 90s hits and become a viral Internet sensation.

Drunk Driver Arrested With Four Kids Strapped To Hood Of His Car

Deanna Hart — Thu, 10 May 2012 14:15:16 +0000

Stories about drunk drivers doing stupid things are pretty standard fare but in this case we got ourselves, what our MeeMaw would refer to as, a real humdinger. See it seems an Indiana man and his wife or girlfriend or whatever, got hammered and decided that they needed to strap their 4 kids to the [...]

Binge Drinking Is at an All-Time High, But You Don't Care, Because You're Drunk

Danny Gallagher — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:30:30 +0000

Americans are a notoriously heavy drinkers and now science says that we’re the drunkest we’ve ever been. The Centers for Disease Control found that one in six Americans admit to being a “binge drinker.” Binge drinking is defined as “five or more drinks in one sitting for men” and “four or more for women.” The [...]

Drunk Fans Somehow End Up On Dallas Mavericks Bench During Game [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 20:30:33 +0000

The Palace of Auburn Hills, Michigan was about half empty during Tuesday night’s match up between the Detroit Pistons and Dallas Mavericks, providing spectators with ample opportunities to improve their seats. As you can see, two fans took this to the extreme, and actually ended up sitting on the visiting Mavericks’ bench, between Vince Cater and Delonte West.

Naked Drunk Falls Off Roof of Moving Vehicle [VIDEO]

Danny Gallagher — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:00:03 +0000

This is the reason why the iPhone now comes with HD recording capabilities. A clearly intoxicated, and thankfully for him, unidentified New York City man gave some late night party-goers a striptease they’ll never forget. One of Deadspin’s readers captured footage of a completely naked man running through a busy city street and trying to [...]

Drunken Dumb Guy Calls 911 for Help With Broken iPhone [NSFW AUDIO]

Don Deane — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 21:13:26 +0000

We’ve all seen examples of dumb calls made to 911 before. But the age of handheld technology has now introduced a new form of abuse where 911 is used as iPhone support. Michael Alan Skopec of Illinois called the emergency number on five different occasions to complain that his iPhone was on the fritz. But [...]

A DUI Will Now Get Your Car Impounded

John Riggs — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 17:56:26 +0000

A new law you may not be aware of is if you are drunk driving and get arrested, your car goes straight to impound. All too often, jails will release an intoxicated individual while they’re still drunk so there’s the chance they’ll just hop back in their car and drive home – drunk, which is [...]

Man Beats Himself Up To Worm Out Of Drunken Driving Charge

John Riggs — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 17:54:13 +0000

Drinking can cloud your thinking, which may explain why a Farmington, Connecticut man came up with a pretty boneheaded idea.

Authorities say Daniel Vagnini beat himself up to prove to police he had been assaulted to get out of being charged with drunken driving last Saturday.

Drunk Man Mistakes Cigarettes for Cell Phone [VIDEO]

John Riggs — Tue, 17 May 2011 16:44:34 +0000

Cell phones can do many things these days, but you'd be hard-pressed to find one that also satisfies your nicotine craving.

Britain's Sun newspaper reports a drunk driver in Russia pulled over by police tried to make a call with a pack of cigarettes he thought was a cell phone.

Cops pulled over the would-be Marlboro Man after noticing he was driving erratically. When they stopped his vehicle, the man pretended his hand was a cell phone and he began trying to yak away.

Drunk Lady Washes Ashore at the Beach [VIDEO]

John Riggs — Mon, 16 May 2011 15:53:09 +0000

Watching this video will invoke all of your emotions all at once. You kind of have to feel bad for her, but you can't help but to laugh all the same.