eating out

Restaurant Open For Those Who Just Don’t Care Where They Eat
It's a nightly ritual at my house.
My lovely wife asks, "What sounds good for dinner?"  I usually respond 99% of the time with "I don't care."  And it's not that I don't, because I do.  It's just a nicer way of saying, "I'm so hungry right now that I could eat the butt out of…