Crowd sourcing stinks.
Don't believe me?
A new Kickstarter called Fart in a Jar will deliver flatulence from the buttocks of people in 80 different countries around the globe.
A single jar costs just $9 bucks. For $500 you can get a “Fart Fest,” which is a fart from every nation available.
At first, we thought this was an outtake from 'The Hobbit' but sadly it's something EVEN dumber. Watch 1) a guy breathe fire while 2) another guy possibly tries to simultaneously fart in the middle of the trick and 3) the world become a sadder place all with one 24-second video...
Noisy neighbors are bad enough, but when one passes gas so loudly that you can hear it through your front door, what’s someone to do but whip out a gun and go all ‘Dirty Harry’ on the dude?
Harold Wayne Hadley of Mississippi is your typical 19-year-old boy. He likes sports, action movies, and, of course, fart jokes. Although considering how much trouble a fart joke got him in, he may like those a lot less now.
It will one day be acceptable to admit to the world that you enjoy your own farts. No longer will you have to hide the fact that you secretly smell, classify and rank the “air from under there.” The only thing you haven’t done is name them.
Here's some guy looking for a cheap laugh at the expense of others, trying to make an internet name for himself. It works for some internet guys like ShayCarl, but not this guy.
He has a toy that makes a fart sound in his pocket, but apparently her husband took it too seriously...