fat tuesday

DUMB ASH
DUMB ASH
DUMB ASH
There are a lot of stupid people walking around. A LOT. I'm about to give you a helpful tip so that you are not accidentally confused with one, or all, of them.
Don't be that guy
Don't be that guy
Don't be that guy
What with today being Fat Tuesday, tomorrow is obviously Ash Wednesday -- the day Catholics around the world will be marked with a cross of black ash on their foreheads, to remain there the rest of the day.