Hot Mess

Location: Christmas morning at the Qwerty house. Attendees: 3/4 of family technically present, but all texting someone else. Family Tradition: Sitting around the fire and playing Farmville together. Family Motto: “Tag me!"

Names: Sharon ‘Shar’ and Gary ‘Gar’ Pendergast Occupations: Shar- Assistant Manager at Pizza Hut Express. Gar- Retired 90′s hair model Interests: Florida timeshares, nudist conventions, jewelry-making, funny/cute cat videos and RVs (We have four!) Hobbies: 420, surfing the w ...