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Washington State Jail Guard Trades Cookies for Sex with Inmate

Todd Lyons — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 18:16:32 +0000

A former Snohomish County corrections deputy has been charged with providing homemade chocolate chip cookies in exchange for sexual favors from a female inmate. 58 year-old Abner Canda was been put on administrative leave in January after video surveillance corroborated the story of a 22 year-old inmate who said she was “ashamed for my actions. [...]

60-Year-Old Woman Ends Up In Jail After a Fight Over Lube

Kathy Landin — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 18:44:28 +0000

Sometimes, when the hot rod is leaving the garage, you have to grease up the gears a bit to make her purr. Especially if your chosen hot rod is a 60-year-old woman. But, before you get out the lube, make sure you’re both on the same page about what you’re going to use and who’s going to participate, otherwise someone could end up in jail.

Stealing Soda from McDonald's Earns Man a Trip to Jail

Amy Sciarretto — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 14:07:35 +0000

Don’t try and steal a dollar’s worth of soda from McDonald’s. Not only is it dishonest –not to mention all those empty, unhealthy calories– but it could cost you. A middle-aged Florida man was arrested and held on $6,500 bond after he asked employees for a courtesy cup for water and then filled it with [...]

Lenny Dykstra Sentenced to Three Years in Prison

Jeremy Taylor — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 18:33:22 +0000

Lenny Dykstra’s unlikely journey from all-star centerfielder to supposed financial wizard and businessman has landed the 49-year-old in jail. The former Mets and Phillies star was sentenced to three years in California prison after pleading no contest to charges of grand theft auto and forging financial statements. Dykstra attempted to change his plea at the last minute, but the judge refused [...]

Fart Joke Sends Teen To Jail

Dan Seitz — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 20:30:35 +0000

Harold Wayne Hadley of Mississippi is your typical 19-year-old boy. He likes sports, action movies, and, of course, fart jokes. Although considering how much trouble a fart joke got him in, he may like those a lot less now. Hadley was joking around with friends at his junior college, and passed one of them a [...]

Chronic Masturbator Sues To Gain Access to Porn in Jail

John Riggs — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 22:44:28 +0000

Kyle Richards, a prisoner awaiting sentence on a bank robbery conviction, claims he suffers from chronic masturbation syndrome and needs porn to manage his affliction.

And since the 21-year old isn’t being provided access to pornography behind bars in Michigan’s Macomb County jail, he is suing the state and Gov. Rick Snyder for cruel and unusual punishment under the Eighth Amendment.

Man Accidentally Gets Locked Inside Women's Prison

John Riggs — Thu, 05 May 2011 22:41:14 +0000

Imagine taking a lovely stroll through the park when, all of a sudden, you realize you've accidentally made your way onto the grounds of a women's prison.

Such is the tale of an unfortunate 24-year-old man in Germany, who told police that he was already locked within the prison's confines before he knew what was happening.

'Miss Jail' Prison Pageant Crowns Murderer in Brazil [VIDEOS]

John Riggs — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 16:57:35 +0000

Who knew that being a convicted murderer could land you the esteemed title of “Miss Jail,” an award doled out by the Racife, Brazil women’s prison? The yearly contest is based on beauty, knowledge and good cell behavior and can only be won by femmes behind bars. Twelve competed in this year’s pageant and the [...]