masturbate

If you have ever been caught taking matters into your own hands, first rule is... don't freak out, second rule is, don't ask for assistance. Just pull your pants up and act like nothing is wrong. If only 21 year old Angel Suarez Medero of Pennsylvania would have known this.

If you must pull over and take care of the job, you might wanna make sure your sunroof is closed or make sure there is no one around with a smartphone! To Funny! Poor Guy!

And not just in Miami, but I'm sure this could apply for anywhere you may be taking a shower.

Kyle Richards, a prisoner awaiting sentence on a bank robbery conviction, claims he suffers from chronic masturbation syndrome and needs porn to manage his affliction. And since the 21-year old isn’t being provided access to pornography behind bars in Michigan’s Macomb County jail, he is suing the state and Gov. Rick Snyder for cruel and unusual punishment under the Eighth Amendment.

Brazilian woman Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares has a rare and - and apparently very real - medical condition called "compulsion orgasmic," which requires her to masturbate up to 47 times a day or suffer from painful consequence. The need for constant self-gratification obviously presents problems in the workplace, but a Brazilian judge has made the 36-year-old's life easier by ruling that