suicide girls

LayTee Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet LayTee — a 21-year-old tattoo artist and model originally from southern Kentucky who now lives in California. She’s into 1970s Saturday Night Live, sketching and ‘handy men surprises.’ We suggest showing up to her place wearing one of these.
Kentessa — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Kentessa back in early March — now the 20 year old production assistant from Dallas is back to let us know that she likes to be in charge, but also likes it when the man takes control. Since her fantasy is school-themed, we order her to come to our office IMMEDIATELY following…
Lawita Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lawita — a 20-year-old vegan from Buenos Aires, Argentina who’s into ‘necking’, video games, and movies starring Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger. We have a feeling she’ll be a big fan of the Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger pran…
Shipwreck Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Shipwreck — a 20-year-old ‘hussy’ from the Windy City who’s into mustaches, Johnny Walker, and jokes about her service with GI Joe. After your ‘Rise of My Cobra’ line, you should expect full ‘Retaliation.’ M…
GoGo — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet GoGo — a mega-huge ‘Game of Thrones’ fan who we’ve featured in November 2011, February and May. She’s also into ‘Carnivale’ and ‘Deadwood,’ and has a weakness for milk and cookies. For some r…
Felina Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Felina — a SuicideGirl who’s into coffee, drawing, photography, and listening to The Doors, Johnny Cash, and Queens of the Stone Age. Is it too much to state Felina’s the Queen of the Bone Age? Yeah. Too much.
Stingray — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Stingray – a 24-year-old musician and model from Uruguay who’s into rollerblading but sort of looks like a hotter version of Courtney Love. Despite what you’ve read, she’s not responsible for Steve Irwin’s passing.
Bruise Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Bruise, a SuicideGirl who gets hot over…wait for it…bruises. Does she mean bruises from rough sexual play or bruises from smashing knees against desks? We’ve got a TON of those. We’d be her dream guys.
Wait until she sees our zipper bruises.
Judde Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Jude — hey Judde… don’t be afraid, don’t make it bad, and don’t let us down. From the looks of her profile, we know the 19 year old French student, make up artist, and drawing enthusiast won’t.

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