Timmy

The star of many films I have in my closet, the self dubbed "Nerd of Porn" starlet Asia Carrera has an IQ beating out Albert Einstein & a rack that holds no comparison! That is why she's the Basement Babe for Friday (4/20)! Get your hairballs now in the KAT HOUSE...

She assisted Dr. House & Gave birth to Captian Kirk... two things I look for in my basement babes! Get your hairballs now in the KAT HOUSE for Jennifer Morrison as Timmy's Basement Babe of the Night for Thursday (4/19)!

She's hot and was in a movie that delt with missing her pants (Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2: Pants Gone South). She's Amber Tamblyn and she'll score you a butt load of hairballs in the KAT HOUSE! Get your fuzzies now for Timmy's Basement Babe of the Night...

She's the only blond in existance who is dumb enough to keep getting caught and stuffed into numerous castles... well her and Zelda... get your hairballs now in the KAT HOUSE for Princess Peach as Timmy's Basement Babe of the Night for Tuesday (4/17)...

A top contender for my top crush for most of my puberty years, she ruled the late 80's... now she seems to hop on any singing contest bandwagon that is airing at any particular time (if only I could be a singing band wagon so Paula Abdul would hop on m..... never mind).

She was one of your "Friends" back i the day, and now she's stalkin' your ass in the tv show "Cougar Town"!

She stole Batman's heart in the beginning, and was cute as hell in Thank You For Smoking & Dawson's Creek... but it wasn't until she made Tom Cruise all screwed up in the head that she earned her hotness badge as Timmy's Basement Babe of the Night!

You may have seen her the 40 year old virgin, house bunny, or as Portman's friend in THOR... but if you take a 2nd look at her, you'll know exactly why she's a Basement Babe! SHE'S FREAKIN" HOT!!!

Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church were a wedding has been, lives in a dream, waits at the window, wearin the face that she keeps in a jar by the door, who is it for? YOU!

She's hot and her dad is a tool. I guess that qualifies her to be the Basement Babe for Monday (4/9)! Get your hairballs now in the KAT HOUSE with Miley Cyrus!

She's hot but becareful... she has a wicked backhand! Yes this Tennis star will score you big time hairballs in the KAT HOUSE as Timmy's Basement Babe of the Night for Friday! (4/6)

She's hot, was married to Uncle Jessie & loves to wear blue paint (in the X-Men Movies)... of course Rebecca Romijn is a Basement Babe! Get your hairballs now in the KAT HOUSE for Rebecca Romijn as Timmy's Basement Babe of the Night (4/5)!