After your eyes stop watering from laughing so hard, a bunghole isn't just what Beavis and Butt-Head call each other, and you call your friends. A bunghole is that hole in the side of old wooden barrels that's usually corked. Okay, you can start laughing again. Maybe next time they'll open up a Gloryhole Liquors.
What's another good name for a liquor store?