Let me first say that this is just a theory, I have no scientific fact to back this up ... or maybe there is, but if so, I've never read about it. I think bodies are built like cars. In other words the basic shell is the same for everyone but the exact model you get depends on the options.

For instance, have you ever seen a new car where someone buys the completely stripped-down version with no options? There is still a hole in the dash where the clock would have been had that option been purchased. That's what male nipples are all about. The basic shells are all the same, but on men the full, soft, supple, smooth, voluptuous, bouncy, squeezable, motor-boatable breasts were never ordered. Otherwise we'd be motor-boating ourselves all day and that would be the end of the human race because nothing would get done and the human race would die off.

The end.

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