Contact Us

This Cinco de Mayo, Get Drunk & Sober Up in Minutes!

Johannes Simon, Getty Images

Want to get drunk and sober up in a matter of moments — no puking, no hangover, no beer goggled hook ups? Turns out you can do just that with an instantly intoxicating spray that mimics the effects of alcohol. It’s short term, though.

Say you need a quick fix or a mini-buzz in the middle of the work day. Skip over the expensive drinks and instead spray some WA|HH Quantum Sensations down your throat and BAM! you’re buzzed! The spray retails for $26.

Even better, you are supposedly able to pass a breathalyzer after using it, so the boss will never know. Neither will the cops, if you choose to drive and spray. We don’t recommend that, though. Friends don’t let friends drive and spray. You also won’t have to stuff your mouth with Listerine strips to mask the smell of the libations you consumed at lunch. Unless your breath always stinks, and in that case, chew on the whole pack.

The average person needs to consume a thousand sprays in order to equal the effect of downing one regular alcoholic beverage. That sounds like a lot of work, though. More work than you do in the average day.

Besides alcohol, sprays have been invented that mimic the succulent taste of foods and other drinks, like chocolate and coffee, without ever consuming them. Those are probably a real hit with the bulimics!

Obiwan Kenobi Involved in Hit-and-Run Accident

Best of KATS

Recommended for You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for Kat House quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive Kat House contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.