Once upon a time, if you were looking for a party, you'd call your friends or even look on Facebook to see where people are checking in. This guy, however, knows the exact way you should look for a specific kind of party.

Yes, indeed. Never mind your boring party filled with cake and ice cream, balloons and streamers, this guy apparently wore his 'party' on his sleeve to find exactly the kind of party he was looking for. What that party was, I'm not sure, but if it involves yourself covered in Crisco, I'm just it's not to bake yourself into a blue ribbon baked good.

Although he also may have been 'baked', that's not exactly clear in this story.