OK, so I was picking blackberries on the outskirts of Selah when I took this photo, but why let the facts get in the way of a good story? Blackberries are tasty, but they stain your hands... with blackberry juice mixed with your own blood due to the extreme thorniness of the bushes.

I posted this on my personal Facebook page and fielded pithy comments like "and then you go blind" and "Bieber did nothing to you, man". By far my favorite though was "this is what it looks like when you do 'favors' for Grimace."

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