Back in the early 90's, Bruce Springsteen released a song titled "57 Channels (And Nothin' On)". 25 years later, not much has changed except the number of channels that there is nothing on.

He should do an updated version as evidenced by my on-screen guide choices (see: below) a couple of weeks ago.

Hmmmm.... what a quandary. Best sex or vacuum ever?

TSM/Todd E. Lyons