Life is full of ironies.  Like the fact that I haven't had a haircut in MONTHS, yet my wife is a cosmetologist.

Weirder still, I don't let her cut my hair.  I leave that job up to my sister.  Which reminds me -- I forgot to pay her!

My sister started cutting my hair after she finished beauty school and began her job at a hair salon. It was there that her co-worker and now my wife Carrie met.

I finally went to see my lil' sis Bonnie (pictured) Friday. I lost a lot of hair, but along the way, I gained a bride!

BEFORE:

Me and my sister/TSM
Me and my sister/TSM
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AFTER:

Big-ass hair ball/TSM
Big-ass hair ball/TSM
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THE NEW ME:

Sexy bitch/TSM
Sexy bitch/TSM
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