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Top 10 Things Timmy Missed Seein’ At The CWSFair!

Timmy, KATS-FM

With all the excitement & fair fever that has been going on over the past 5 days and will continue to go on for the remainder of the month, I enjoy the fair! I always do, although there were certain things that as I waited for Theory of a Deadman to rock the stage, I couldn’t help but feel were missing.
Here’s my top 10 Things I felt were Missing from the Central Washington State Fair!

#10 – Deep Fried Skittles… they’ve deep fried everything else, when will I get to taste the rainbow burned to a delicious crisp?

#9 – Small Handed Carnies… A vast majority of them I saw had average sized hands, if not bigger than normal… sadly Austin Powers & myself were both bummed.

#8 – The Anime Booth in the Sundome ran by the Albino… Where am I going to get my weird tentacle monster fix now?

#7 – Having my nuts crushed in Giant Swing ride… I didn’t miss that, it was just something that I didn’t experience at the fair this year.

#6 – Porcupines in the Petting Zoo… They taught valuable lessons!

#5 – Meatloaf on a Stick… Sticks are Awesome! Meatloaf Is Awesome! Why not combine the Awesomeness!

#4 – The guy in the Sundome selling new Pennies for a Dollar… I saw him 5 years ago, and I’ve never noticed him since… I may be blind or that maybe a poor business idea in today’s economy.

#3 – Squeezing my fat ass through a turnstile as I walk into the fair… they now scan the ticket as you walk in & I am thankful!

#2 – Having the World’s Biggest Pig VS the World’s Smallest Horse in an Epic Battle Royal with the loser being donated to the Deep Fry Anything On A Stick Booth.

#1 – Not Enough Sexy Ladies Eating Big Corn Dogs… ‘Merica!

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