Nowadays it's easy to find a vintage t-shirt of your favorite band. Websites and online auctions make it simple to track down a rare, classic shirt that you couldn't find anywhere else, but it's going to cost you.

But what about the guys who didn't buy a shirt from the '70s to be trendy and just haven't gotten around to updating their wardrobe in three decades.

Here's a breakdown of what your vintage concert shirt says about you.

  • Van Halen

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    I placed in an arm wrestling tournament at a pub more than once. Never quite won the championship, but I definitely didn’t finish last.

  • The Who

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    I didn’t watch the halftime show of the 2010 Super Bowl because if I did it would have tarnished any memory I had of a one time great band.

  • Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band

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    I’m pretty sure my parents liked Springsteen so I bought this thing on eBay for $150. It’ll make me cool, right?

  • Jimmy Buffett

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    I have spent over $100 at a Tommy Bahama on one visit and may or may not own a plush parrot that I bring out when I’ve had too many drinks.

  • Heart

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    I can sing into a hairbrush better than anyone on the radio, but if I’m in front of anyone I can’t quite pull it off.

  • REO Speedwagon

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    I’ve watched episodes of MASH to try and find a deeper meaning or discover what the writers were really trying to tell us.

  • Elton John & Billy Joel

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    I support equal marriage rights and drunk driving.

  • Elvis Costello

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    I will only watch the first five seasons of The Simpsons. The other seasons are insulting.

  • Waylon Jennings

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    I have a tattoo somewhere on my body of a skull and crossbones, except the bones are replaced with pistols, and the skull is wearing a cowboy hat.

  • Poison

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    I got a few weird looks going to the Revlon counter asking for a lipstick that would match my skin tone, but that’s the price of rock ‘n roll.

  • Motley Crue

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    It's hard for me to reach the gas pedal in my Trans-Am because my leather pants made it difficult to move my legs from side to side.

  • The Police

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    I bought a saxophone when I was 19 because I thought one day I could be the final member of the band.

  • Phil Collins

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    I’ve daydreamed about how cool it would be if Phil Collins had me sit center, front row and sang a song to me about watching a teen drown.

  • Lionel Ritchie

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    I may or may not still own a pair of gloves with the fingers cut out of them. I also aspired to dance with those guys who perform in the subway. I also tried to dance on the ceiling once. Broke my tailbone.

  • Jeff Beck

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    My kids were conceived during a guitar solo while we were high.

  • The Band

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    I’ve ingested more breaths of marijuana than I have breaths that don’t include marijuana.

  • Guns N' Roses

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    One time I asked one of my bros “How do my bangs look? Are they big enough?”

  • Monsters of Rock Tour

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    I was suspended from high school for smoking in the bathroom and telling the principal to “stuff it” more times than I made the honor roll.

  • Neil Young

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    I still listen to my music on a Walkman because I think iPods destroy the quality of the music.

  • John Cougar Mellencamp

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    I never stopped calling him Johnny Cougar. Ain't that America?

  • Ozzy Osbourne

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    I’ve at least contemplated biting the head off of a live chicken while being covered in blood.

  • Michael Jackson

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    I spent more time learning to moonwalk than I did watching MJ trial coverage.

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