Watching Porn is Good for your Health!

I love the folks at the University of California. In a new study they found that guys who watch more porn have better sex lives. I've been telling my wife this all along! According to their studies, guys who turn to the boob-tube for actual boobs are less likely to suffer from erectile dysfunction as well as have higher sex drive. Not only that but that leads to guys wanting to spend more time with the ladies, so this survey is good news for women too.
They found that the ideal amount of slap & tickle to watch is about two hours per week... So if I watch 5 minutes a day, seven days a week, that means I need to increase my viewing habits by an hour and 25 minutes a week. Hurray for goals!