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“Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?” Joke Explained – I Never Knew!

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It’s one of the first jokes I remember hearing. “Why did the chicken cross the road?” And you know the answer, but, until now, your whole life was a lie. The answer that you already know holds more knowledge than you think!

The answer, of course, is, “To get to the other side.” You may think this is a non-joke or anti-joke. An anti-joke like, “What’s red and tastes like blue paint?” (answer: red paint) However, to get to the other side is means more than just the other side of the street. The “other side” also refers to death; the after life. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. A play on words meaning the other side of the street and, because the chicken apparently has a death wish, to most definitely be struck by a car and get to the ‘other side.’

When you’re done from your fetal position mind explosion, tell all of your friends.

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