Why Men Have Nipples

Men having nipples seems pretty pointless, especially if you believe we have a creator that made us in his image. I doubt however that the creator was nursing a child. Aside from the male sexual fascination with boobs and nipples the truth is they're just the delivery vehicle for mama's milk. Nourishment for her newborn. There is nothing functional or sexual about our nipples. We can't be milked and we're no fun to motorboat.

So why do men have them? I have a theory. Do you remember back in the day when pretty much everything on a new car was an option? Even a digital clock was an option. If you bought the completely stripped down model there would be hole where the clock would go. You see, I think biologically our bodies are basically the same. We have nipples where breasts would go had we purchased that option.

This logic can be extended to explain parts of the female anatomy BUT I'm going to give you, the reader, credit for connecting the dots.