Wife’s Tools Stolen … By Husband!

I spend a fair amount of money on tools every year. I always need something. However, every time a get a nice set, everybody else thinks it's a nice set, too. By the time I am ready to use my tools again, that ONE thing I need isn't there.

Sure, I get it. Maybe nobody figures a girl is going to have her own tool set. If that's how you think, I'll just ratchet up the hinges on your time machine and send your ass back to 1962, honey.

And speaking of honey ... Honey, can you puh-leaze bring back my tools?