Stephanie Berning
Venom — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Venom, a 22-year-old Californian SuicideGirl who says her idea of a good time is to stay in and watch old movies on TV. Venom lists her occupation as being a professional human being.
Popcorn — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Popcorn, a French SuicideGirl who considers piglets to be her vice. At least that’s what Google Translator tells us. Google’s rough and somewhat hilarious translations to Popcorn’s answers are in parentheses below.
Olivia Paige — Playboy Girl of the Week
Olivia Paige, our inaugural Playboy Girl of the Week, is a former New York farm girl who was named Playboy’s Miss September 2010.
Olivia, who originally grew up in farming country of upstate New York says she used to be a tomboy. “I rode four-wheelers and go-karts, and I loved to play in the mud,” she says.
Peatrie – SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Peatrie, a 21-year-old Canadian SuicideGirl who loves tea parties, mermaids and fluffy little kittens, but gets sad when people can’t just all be friends.
Gallows – SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Gallows, a 20-year-old SuicideGirl from Ohio who says seeing dead turtles on the road makes her sad and that she enjoys a good mustache.
Patton — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Patton, a 24-year-old SuicideGirl from Ohio who enjoys quantum physics and math equations, but says brooms make her sad.
Damsel — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Damsel, a 23-year-old SuicideGirl from Ohio who calls Hostess cupcakes her vice and says she loves a good five o’clock shadow.
Illusion – SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Illusion, a Portuguese SuicideGirl who says she can’t live without apples and spends most of her free time stumbling on her feet.
Rupert Murdoch Attacker Jonnie Marbles Tweets Before Hitting Mogul With Shaving Cream
Jonnie Marbles, the man who allegedly hit News Corp mogul Rupert Murdoch with a face full of shaving cream at his parliamentary hearing, posted a cryptic tweet moments before, saying, “It is a far better thing that I do now than I have ever done before #splat”
Bully – SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Bully, a 26-year-old SuicideGirl who says being a puppy lover is her job and in her free time, she enjoys obsessing about owls.
Lith, Star – SuicideGirls of the Day
Meet Lith and Star, today’s double feature of SuicideGirls. The 20-year-old Lith says disappointment makes her sad. Star says she can’t live without gum and spends most of her free time trolling.
Eden — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Eden, an Italian SuicideGirl who likes cage fighting and men with sideburns, but says she’s not just not that into you.