Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Webcam Bigfoot Debunked!
WSDOT reported that Sasafrass was not captured by their cams.
FYI: Betty White Is Doing Great!
She might be a Highlander, but we don't want to risk it!
Timmy’s Timely Tips: Surviving Friday the 13th!
We all know the big three that the films taught us: no premarital sex, don't turn around (especially while running), and DON'T GO CAMPING!
Fake Movie Trailer: Spring Forward!
The new sequel that starts an hour later... or earlier. We don't know, we can't keep track!
NASA: Now Hiring Astronauts
Blast off and get paid for it too!
Timmy’s Tale: 80 Years of Robin
Timmy talks about why Robin, means so much to him!
Battle Cry & Fighting Saved Surfer!
"F*** Off Shark!"
Jeff Dunham back in Kennewick!
Bringing his "Seriously!?" tour to the Toyota Center!
Dozer Days Is This Month!
It's time for family fun with the big toys!
BMW’s Riderless Motorcycle
Next step to "Terminator!"
Coronavirus: A Message From Yakima Emergency
Share the facts, stop the fear.
The Goonies 35th Anniversary Is Coming to Oregon!
Plan your summer accordingly!