Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day: Timmy’s Law Story
Timmy's tale of his home break-in and the officer who helped him!
The Heavy Metal ‘Witcher’ Song [LISTEN]
"Toss a coin to this singer!"
Artist High On Mushrooms Live Tweets CATS Film
"Their f***ing faces their terrifying faces why is any of this happening I hate this so much" - Rob Sheridan
Florida Man Crashes Into Bar To Steal Dr. Pepper
I'd love to see this re-done as a "Lil Sweet" commercial!
Man And Goat Carjacked!
Only took 4.5 Hours for Oklahoma to get weird in 2020!
PornHub: 2019 Year In Review
Stat's don't lie... neither does your browser history!
Week 17: Magic 8-Ball’s 2019 Football Pick ‘Em
Timmy temps the dark arts once again for this year's Pro Football Pick 'Em! See what the Magical Orb of Awesome Predicts for Week 17!
ELF: The Suspense Thriller Trailer
Taken as a child... tortured... twisted... and broken!
Wouldn’t be Christmas without Jingle-Boobs (A Learning Lesson)
Originally I wanted to just share a funny video, but the more I learned about the lady who made it, the more I was impressed!
My Brother’s Prank Ruined Christmas … But I Still Love Him
This is the Christmas tale of the year I thought I'd killed Santa.
Timmy’s Top 5: Christmas Flicks
Forget tradition -- here are some off-the-wall Christmas flicks Timmy enjoys... some you know, some you wish you could forget!
A Star Wars Yule Log
"The weather outside is frightful, but the Darth is sooooo, delightful!" or "Chestnuts roasting on an open Vader!"