Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
‘Jeopardy!’ Contestants Can’t Identify Spider-Man
Who is Peter Parker?
Police Decline to Press Charges on Runaway Goat
Totes my goats!
Mom arrested for DUI while picking up arrested daughter.
If you go bail your kid out, make sure you're not guilty of the same thing!
Star Wars Mistake Found After 39 Years!
New York was located around Hoth a long long time ago.
Phone Scam Targets KATS Listeners!
KATS will never call you for soliciting purposes.
Best Knock Knock Joke!
Knock Knock. Who's there? Timmy's Favorite Knock Knock Joke!
Timmy’s Favorite Restroom!
Rumor has it, Timmy knows the number one place to go No. 1 and No. 2!
Hotels.com is Hiring a PoolHopper
Finally, a job I can do!
Thor sings Hurt!
A God of many talents!
Schoolboy’s Drawing Helped Police
He saw something, said something, and then drew something!
Concert Report: The Offspring in Spokane! [PHOTOS]
"Happy Father's Day! What did you do, ditch the kids to come out?" - Dexter Holland
Baby Burping Robot!
For the new First Time Dads on Father's Day!