Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Funeral Museum Uses LEGO Sets to Teach Kids About Death
Life, death, LEGO!
Want a Pothole Fixed? Draw a Dick!
When it doubt, draw a dong.
Pornhub’s Most Popular Avengers Searches
Hulk Smash... behind closed doors.
Oregon’s Paranormal Pot Shop Offers Some Ghostly Ganja
In Oregon, you can shop at a paranormal pot shop. But it's not some gimmick where they sell Ouija boards and glass pipes -- the store might actually be haunted!
When Can You Pee During ‘Avengers: End Game?’
Hold it in ... whatever it takes!
How Yakima’s Gang Reduction Intervention Helps Youths [INTERVIEW]
Timmy conducts an interview about the new effort to help the youth on the Yakima Valley.
Game of Thrones Drinking Game
"I drink and I know things" - Tyrion Lannister
Moon Landing Footage Sped Up Is Hilarious!
All it needs is Benny Hill music!
Man Suing Parents Over Destroyed Porn Collection
How will he re-watch "Frisky Business" or "Big Bad Grannys"?
The Fresh Hop Ale Festival is Back!
We have tickets!!!
Avengers: Endgame Leaked!
Good Luck Coin Tosser Goes To Jail
Wishing Wells, YES! Plane engines, NO!