Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
1,800-Year-Old Roman Penis Carving Discovered
They thought it would bring fertility, prosperity and perhaps laughter & comparisons.
Gun Owner Shoots His Own Penis
Always use a holster and a safety lock. And be smart -- don't shoot yourself.
Cadbury and Oreos are Hiring Taste Testers
If you don't like nuts, don't apply.
Brawl at Crab Legs Buffet Puts Two in Jail
Two arrested after using tongs as weapons in the buffet battle royale!
Snow Tank is What We Need!
A luxury sports tank is the ultimate FU to Mother Nature & This Winter Wonderland!
The Cover of ‘Immigrant Song’, you didn’t know you needed!
Yes, that is Shockwave on Drums!
Bingo Night Turns Into Brawl at Nursing Home
How do you make an old lady say the F word? Have another old lady say "BINGO"!
How Do Yakima Valley Schools Decide When to Close Due to Snow?
The Naches Valley School District shared what factors go into the decisions local districts frequently face this time of year.
Watch a Guy Screaming While Getting a Tattoo
The girlfriend is the true hero of this video!
Test Pilot Gets Bored, Expresses It On Radar Map
Complete with a sky penis!
Computer A.I. Generates People Who Do Not Exist
These people do not exist!
Bomb Threat at Home Depot Was Just a Guy Who Needed the Restroom
Reports from the Wichita, Kan., Police Department, say it was a dirty bomb.