Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
‘Joker’ Malware Infects Android Phones and Google Play
It's sneaky and signs you up for subscriptions you might not want!
Concert Report: Iron Maiden in Tacoma
Enjoy his tale of Eddie, Beer, a backstage fight and Iron Maiden's music! Check out some pics in this very detailed report!
Manic Thunder Brings the Lightning!
Not only did Manic Thunder bring the funny to Naches, but a lightning storm for the encore!
Waitress Works in Body Paint, Tries to Fool Patrons
No one noticed, until they did!
Magic 8-Ball’s 2019 Football Pick ‘Em
Timmy temps the dark arts once again for this year's Pro Football Pick 'Em!
Naches Sportsman’s Days is This Weekend — Get Ready to Play!
Naches Sportsman's Days is one of the longest running community events in the Yakima Valley, and it's happening this weekend (Sept. 6-7).
How To Message with the KATS APP!
Know how to chit chat with the DJ & Win Contests with the KATS APP!
Winter could be a ‘Polar Coaster’!
Snowy holiday songs, may need to be redone for Valentine's Day.
How’s Your Labor Day Party Doing?
Does your party have a drunk lady standing on her roof, banging a beer can on her head, slipping on a skateboard while being flipped off by a 5 year old child standing near a burning field of grass next to a care free pig?
First-Ever Space Crime!
Not covered in the "Prime Directive."
Spawn Voice Actor Coming to MK11
The definitive voice of Spawn is back for Mortal Kombat 11!
It’s National Dog Day!
Who's a good boy? THEY ALL ARE!