Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Cheater Against Cheater in Call Of Duty
Imagine watching NASCAR, with every car having a jet engine!
Naches To Hold Physical Graduation.
Date & time TBD.
Sports Withdrawals? Scott Sterling To The Rescue!
Don't suffer through SWS alone, let the king of blocking Scott Sterling guard your heart!
Rocking KATS on a German Autobahn
Yakima Valley AND Germany's Rock Station!
Win Mortal Kombat Film With Todd & Timmy!
Spin the "Wheel of GET OVER HERE!"
Police Remind Residents To Wear Pants Outside
"It's nice out today... but I think I'll leave it in!" - Unknown
Yakima Valley Man Reports on COVID-19’s Effect In Germany
Timmy's friend gives a first hand report after listening to the KATS morning show, at 4p in the afternoon.
Classy Up Your Face With New Art Generator
Sure to kill lots of time and evoke some laughs & nightmares!
Timmy’s Coronavirus Playlist
Rock your way to better health!
IRS Phone Scam
The government will never call you, to give you money.
Petition to Re-Open Fishing in Washington
The petition will be sent to Washington Department Fish Wildlife & Governor Inslee.
Robert Englund Urges You To Wearing Gloves
This nightmare will end. Take care of yourself. - Robert Englund