Can Dad Have the World’s Fastest Lawn Mower for Father’s Day?

Zero to 100 m.p.h. in just over six seconds.

And you bet your ass, it cuts the grass.

The speed record was set by a British stunt rider on concrete, completing two laps on a racetrack, each lap in opposite directions, within an hour of each other to set the mark, but the stipulation is that the mower MUST cut the grass to qualify for the record, and it most certainly does.

"I'll be back in five minutes honey, I'm going to mow the farm"

This lean, pristine, grass-cutting machine is called the Mean Mower V2, and goll dang it, your dad wants one, I'm sure.

Basically, this lawn mower can beat most of the cars heading out any drag strip on weekend nights to flex on everybody else. It’s humbling, really.

It also means that Honda got everything it could’ve ever wanted out of this little lawn mower that could: the press, and more importantly, the incredulous head shakes.

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