Russell Wilson's Seahawk Contract Extention Deadline is April 15
Russell Wilson is currently the 12th-highest-paid quarterback in the NFL.
The Best April Fools Day Pranks, Products and Stunts 2019
Billy Corgan buys 'Nirvana' for a billion, Lockheed Martin's new cologne 'Vector' smells like space, Jagermeister's Jagerbong puts your old bottle to good use.
From Russia With Love: That "Sexual Harassment" You're Wearing?
New perfume "Sexual Harassment" is pulled and a stark naked man runs onto a jet bridge because he flies with more agility when undressed.
How Many Most Common "Eff My Life" Moments Have You Dealt With?
Ending a work call with "I love you" and cheap umbrellas turning inside out and snapping in the rain always sucks.
New Hot Sauce Mimics a Venomous Spider Bite -- Will You Try It?
It reportedly pairs well with curries, quesadillas, and cheesy bread. Sorry, sold out for now. More coming soon.
NASA Will Pay You $19,000 to Stay Bedridden for Two Months
Couch potato is for amateurs. Do you have what it takes to be a bed potato?
All Democratic Presidenial Candidates as Quotes from "The Office"
Check the 2020 Democratic field as Michael Scott quotes from "The Office."
Microsoft Bans April Fools Pranks Because They're Good For Nothin
Microsoft guy says they have more to lose than gain by attempting to be funny on this one day. Party pooper.
Verizon to Unveil Free Robocall Blocking, Spam Flagging Tools
Verizon said it had identified nearly 300 million numbers linked to spam and robocalling.
Wednesday Powerball Jackpot is Up to Three Quarters of a Billion
Powerball game matrix uses 5/69 (white balls) + 1/26 (Powerballs) from which winning numbers are chosen, resulting in odds of 1 in 292,201,338 of winning a jackpot per play.
NE Oregon Takes 2nd Look at Their Ass in Mirror After New Survey
"Honey, does this survey make my ass look big?"
94.5 KATS Welcomes Disturbed to the Spokane Arena July 31
Download the KATS app, allow alerts and wait for us to flag with you a DISTURBING push notification to call in and score!
Gonzaga Going Sweet Sixteen Dancing for the Fifth Straight Year
The Gonzaga Bulldogs eliminated the Baylor Bears 81-73.
Will Jimmy Kimmel Continue Gonzaga Gag Into the Sweet Sixteen?
Poking fun at Gonzaga's existence, or lack thereof, has been a millions-of-dollars-in-free-advertising windfall for both Gonzaga and Spokane.
Bad Wolves Now Opening for Breaking Benjamin April 10 in T.C.
Breaking Benjamin's opening acts are now Bad Wolves and Diamante (hope they do "Hear Me Now" together) for the April 10 Toyota Center show in Kennewick.
Green Book for Red M.A.G.A. Hats? There's an App for That
The app gauges whether restaurants and shops are friendly to conservatives.
Lets Talk About How Gross We Are, Baby, That's You and Me
250,000 people took an online poll and the results are kinda gross.
Gray Wolf Management Will Be Handed Back to Individual States
Gray wolf management to be given back to states in the lower 48. Legislation co-sponsored by Reps. Newhouse (R-WA) and Duffy (R-WI).
North Idaho I-90 Crash Was Semi Loaded With 2000 Pound Missiles
Driver mistook an Idaho I-90 rest stop hazardous materials containment area for the interstate on-ramp.