Anatomy

Men having nipples seems pretty pointless, especially if you believe we have a creator that made us in his image. I doubt however that the creator was nursing a child. Aside from the male sexual fascination with boobs and nipples the truth is they're just the delivery vehicle for mama's milk...

Let me first say that this is just a theory, I have no scientific fact to back this up ... or maybe there is, but if so, I've never read about it. I think bodies are built like cars. In other words the basic shell is the same for everyone but the exact model you get depends on the options.

As happens with every human being, I get belly button lint from time to time. Seems like it should be no big deal but every time you go to pick the lint out it sends what feels like an electric shock straight to the area between the taint and the unspeakable...