Ass

This morning on the Todd & Andy Show during "The Freaks" segment we talked about a guy who was an employee at the Royal Canadian Mint who allegedly pilfered nearly $180,000 CDN in gold 'pucks' by hiding them in his butt as reported by the Calgary Herald...

Our digital guru John brought us free Apricots from his tree but I can't eat this one because it reminds me of someone's ass. If I eat it would that be considered Tossed Apricot Salad? Is it wrong that I want to buy it a little tennis skirt and draw a tramp stamp just off to the upper side of its crack...