Yet another event casualty caused by the Coronavirus outbreak. The Testicle Festival is definitely a real thing. Why am I just now finding this stuff out?
This morning on the Todd & Andy Show during "The Freaks" segment I read a story about a new product called "Scrotox". Yes, it's just what it sounds like... Botox for your sack. If you're vain enough to need it here are the benefits according to an article on the UK's "Metro" website:
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Just goes to show, what is on the Internet is not ALWAYS true... I know 99 percent of the time it is, but not the current high temp that I saw at 10:15 Tuesday night.
"Can't win for losing."
"Damned if you do, damned if you don't."
"If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all."
Pick your favorite phrase to describe when things don't go your way, and NONE of them will compare to the plight of Wesley Warren, Jr.
A Las Vegas man, who gained national attention last year for sporting a watermelon-sized scrotum, is recovering from successful surgery to reduce the size of his freakishly large nads.