Man With 132-Pound Ballsack Had It Removed Only To Be Left With 1-Inch Penis
"Can't win for losing."
"Damned if you do, damned if you don't."
"If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all."
Pick your favorite phrase to describe when things don't go your way, and NONE of them will compare to the plight of Wesley Warren, Jr.