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Most men think going down on a woman stinks. Literally. But, according to this commercial for a new groundbreaking product, “Going downtown has never been tastier.”

So! You have Bacon - you have lube. Put them together and you have the most ingenious product ever invented. $100 bucks says this was made by a dude.

I'd rather have a Triple-Stuf Oreo, but I'll take this all the same. It's the Triple Double Oreo and it's coming soon.