salad

But it's so tasty, people in Washington don't want to give it up.

From "X-Files" to XXX-Files! I will never walk through a store's produce section the same way again.

I don't think too much about eating alone. When I do, it's usually me in my underpants sitting on my couch eating a bowl Capn' Crunch emotionless watching Futurama reruns. Then I ran across this gallery of women eating salad. They're all smiling, almost too much. I love lettuce, but not enough to spark the enthusiasm that these ladies have.