Todd & Andy’s Online Quote Board

It seems just about every day someone who's on the show or who calls in to the show says something hysterical that's worth quoting. My inspiration for this came from Todd on Saturday when he and I were sitting in the KATS GMC Yukon waiting in line for two and a half hours waiting for the Selah Community Days parade to start and he said "I'd rather eat a dick." So we'll post the quotable quotes here on the 'Quote Board' and just keep adding to them when they happen.

"I'd rather eat a dick" -- Todd Lyons, sick of waiting in line for the Selah Community Days parade to start.

"F%$*, I can't find Wynona's Big Brown Beaver!" -- Andy Winford, while looking for the Primus tune for Kelly to play during "'The 90s at Noon."

"The Lonestar of David Bacon Relocation Program" -- Todd Lyons responding to the slogan "One more reason to never leave Texas."

"Alzheimer Brand Birthday Candles" -- Andy Winford responding to the slogan "It'll Blow Your Mind Away."