Would You Call Cops on a Drunk Guy Mowing Your Lawn?
A man was arrested for allegedly driving his riding mower drunk. He blew a 0.189% for the police when him pulled over.
He apparently had been mowing somebody else's lawn.
Hey, I hate mowing my lawn. If this guy can mow relatively straight lines, I've got a six-pack on my porch! Looks like I'm moving to Indiana.