I am originally from Los Angeles, but grew up in Edmonton, Alberta. In between I spent two years of my childhood in Montana. One in Great Falls and the other in Havre. My mom married a Canadian when I was 9, and we moved to Canada. Because the winters in Edmonton were too damn cold, I moved back to California once I was 21. My radio career has taken me to Casa Grande, Ariz., and to Palm Springs, Fresno and San Luis Obispo, Calif., and back to Edmonton, and Yakima. I play poker, basketball and flag football in my free time. My claim to fame is that my wife Monica is sisters with the former Miss El Salvador 1996, who came in sixth in that year's Miss Universe competition. Of course I think my wife is prettier than her sister! I also have a 12-year-old daughter named Noel who is in junior high and was the fifth-grade champion high jumper.
Andy Winford
Bizarre Bathroom Habits
Having been to my requisite share of men's rooms I've seen my share of cartoon anatomy and pithy sayings like "If you can pee above this line the fire department is looking for you". What I haven't seen however is a water cup sitting next to a half used roll of toilet paper above the commode...
It’s Blackberry Picking Season in the Yakima Valley
Our digital guru JT invited me to his home in the nether regions of Selah to pick blackberries this weekend. In the store, blackberries are about $3.99 a pound, which seems silly to pay since they grow wild all over Washington.
Todd & Andy Find Out If Skittles Will Flush Down A Toilet [VIDEO]
Here at KATS we're required to write 12 blogs per week. Finding 12 different things to write about in a week can be challenging. This is not a complaint, I just want to dispel any notion that Todd & I had a lot of time on our hands when we created this video.
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Why Does Picking Out Belly Button Lint Cause Pain Between The Taint And The Base Of Your Manhood?
As happens with every human being, I get belly button lint from time to time. Seems like it should be no big deal but every time you go to pick the lint out it sends what feels like an electric shock straight to the area between the taint and the unspeakable...
Gun Sign Of The Day
Is it just me or is this AR-15 too small for this guys hands?
They Say If A Million Monkeys Typed On A Million Typewriters For A Million Years That Eventually They Would Type The Great Works Of Shakespeare. Test #1
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I Searched “Yakima” On YouTube And This Was The Most Viewed Video
Every day in Yakima is obviously a slow news day when a video of John Cena's appearance in 2012 at the SunDome is the most viewed video from our area.
Yakimaniacs, They Say Everyone Loves A Train Wreck (Figuratively). What Say You?
I don't know about you but every time I get onto a plane this possibility is always in the back of my head. I think if I had to be in a plane crash I'd rather it be into the side of a mountain so it'd all be over in an instant and I wouldn't have to spend 2 minutes anticipating the crash on the long fall to the ground...
Woman Drives With Her Foot Because She Needs Her Hands For Texting
Apparently this woman didn't sign Oprah's "I Will Not Text And Drive" pledge.
Have You Had Any “Veggetti” Lately?
When my wife and daughter visited from California last week they brought this chef device with the naughty name with them. I have to believe the inventor knew what he or she was doing when they gave this tool its "easy to make sex jokes about" name...
I Hope This Kid Got Richard Sherman’s Autograph
Todd and I went to the Seattle Seahawks training camp on Tuesday along with about 1,500 fans. Then there is this kid, who is obviously a very dedicated Richard Sherman fan. If we're to believe his sign, he traveled (converting metric to the English system for you) 3,682 miles which means he's either from the most northern reaches of Canada or San Jose, Costa Rica...