When my wife and daughter visited from California last week they brought this chef device with the naughty name with them. I have to believe the inventor knew what he or she was doing when they gave this tool its "easy to make sex jokes about" name. For instance, proper use of your Veggetti requires the insertion of a long cylindrical vegetable such as a zucchini. Make no mistake, you want a firm, fresh zucchini into your Veggetti. That way you Veggetti is nice and moist. If you use an older, shriveled up zucchini then you're Veggetti will be dry and ain't nobody got time for that.

Here's what the actual Veggetti device looks like...

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