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Olympic Loser Sets Sights on ‘Beer Mile’ World Record
This is what happens when you are pressured to perform and lose at the Olympics: You turn to drinking.
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Married Actor Hits on Model on Plane, She Live-Tweets His Douchery
Douchebags of yesteryear had it easy — If he hit on some random hot model on a plane in a semi-drunken stupor, she may think him a douche and turn him down but once the big hunk of metal lands, he’s in the clear.
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Zombie Apocalypse Continues — Man Throws Skin and Intestines at Cops
There is a zombie apocalypse brewing whether we want to admit it or not. First, there was a guy eating faces and now people are throwing their insides at one another.
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Cindy Lou Whoa! Taylor Momsen Topless in FHM
Damn you, Europe! First they get model Izabel Goulart with no pants, now those old worlders get topless Taylor Momsen. The actress-rocker poses (not completely) nude for the magazine Czech Republic version of FHM.
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Man Accused of Having Sex With Horse — But Not How You’re Thinking
A 20-year-old man in Pennsylvania was arrested on burglary charges after he allegedly broke into a barn after in the early hours of the morning. What was he doing there? Having sex with a horse, of course.
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Hackers Pop Porn Onto TVs at Best Buy Store
Boob Tube? A Best Buy in Greenville, South Carolina fell victim to hackers who posted pornographic photos on in-store smart TV displays using the electronics store’s own WiFi.
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Burger King Testing Delivery Service in Some Cities
Hey America, if you were wondering how you could possibly gain more weight eating fast food — wonder no more — Burger King has got your ever-expanding backside covered.
Following testing in Mexico, Turkey, Brazil, Columbia and Peru, BK is offering delivery service at ten pa